A year of meta-living (not really.)

As long as we're on the subjects of New Years, I should mention that my biggest (and lamest) resolution was to only read books that could be construed as meta-fiction. (non-fiction is exempt, as are short stories. Memoirs are to be decided by committee on a case-by-case basis.)

Although to be fair, my definition of Meta is more aligned with the concept of Matroyoshka doll's than anything else.

And so, without further adieu, i present the worlds first meta-vending machine:



Wait for it...





Hell yes. It's a vending machine that dispenses little toy vending machines. Life is good.